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Smell of Your Nose Cut Off Unscented Halloween Candle - Amber Jar + Black Lid, 4oz, other product view

The Smell Of Your Nose Getting Cut Off Unscented Halloween Candle, (4 Oz, 9 Oz)

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This candle smells exactly as it sounds. But you still have your nose, right? This brings about an interesting paradox - can you truly smell the smell of your nose getting cut off if you still have a nose? The "The Smell of Your Nose Getting Cut Off" Unscented Halloween Candle is perfect for costume parties, kids, haunted houses, and more. NOTE! Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Two sizes: 9oz total (7.5oz of wax) or 4oz total (3.5oz of wax) Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax made from USA-farmed soybeans 100% cotton eco wick Choose between amber or clear glass vessels Permanent adhesive label Burn time: 50-60 hours (9oz), 25-30 hours (4oz)

A vintage horror-style skeleton reacts to the ultimate impossible fragrance: the smell of your own nose getting cut off. Dramatic Halloween lettering, eerie green accents, and absurd deadpan humor transform an intentionally unscented soy candle into a memorable decoration for haunted-house displays, costume parties, and collectors who enjoy spooky jokes with a surreal twist. Ideal Buyer: Made for horror-comedy collectors, Halloween party hosts, haunted-house decorators, and gift shoppers who appreciate strange, deadpan jokes.

UNSCENTED SOY CANDLEPRINTED TO ORDER2 COLORS